Where should I sit? Aisle seat? Nah, middle of the row is the way to go.
I should have brought popcorn; I don’t really take notes in this class anyways. I remember I used to have a teacher who gave lectures as if he were telling stories. True, the stories were freaking awesome, but I never remembered what I needed to know for the exam.
Should I be taking notes? He’s just standing there, talking. There’s no new Powerpoint slide up, so I guess I can just listen. Or not listen.
How do other people take notes? Those people who are sitting together over there are so loud. I love looking at other people’s doodles. Reminds me that my shading and flower display is totally inadequate.
That girl who is sitting over there alone looks so focused. I bet she takes great notes. I’ll sit next to her next time. No, I’ll sit behind her.
I love watching other people in a lecture hall. That dude’s obviously playing video games, that chick’s reading her email…now shopping online…checking the news, now her email…
This girl in front of me. Her hair is so multi-colored. Why can’t mine be like that?
How do people manage to sit still? I play with my hair, I stretch, I yawn, I arch my back…I wonder what other people think of me??
Bruh, I have studied the architecture of this lecture hall about three times this week, eight times this month.
I could knit a scarf during class. Would anyone be offended if I started painting my nails?
My doodles are more intricate and painstaking than my notes will ever be.
I’m a freshman. I don’t know what midterms are supposed to be like. Either I’m completely prepared or I’m eternally fucked for these upcoming exams. Probably the latter.
I don’t want to think about the fact that I may be wasting my parents’ money right now. I told myself I’d be more motivated to learn once I left high school, but these classes are still pretty meh.
My professor is so smart. How does he know his material back and forth? If I just asked a random question about something tangentially related to this class, would he know the answer?
The problem is that few people ask questions in this class…everyone just sits and listens and writes and types.
I wish I paid more attention.
I’m just a…