How to act like an introvert in a public setting

Look around the room with wide eyes, never allowing any other emotion but interest and curiosity to take over your face.

Appear as though you’ve always got something to smile about, but only to a certain extent.

If you’re smiling with a smirk, you are content as an introvert. If you grin like a madman, people will ask what you’re on.

Published by catdiggedydog

Writer at: Never Stationary Cat the Critic The Northwestern Chronicle

11 thoughts on “How to act like an introvert in a public setting

  1. “Look around the room with wide eyes, never allowing any other emotion but interest and curiosity to take over your face.” This could be great advice for candidates interviewing for work. I enjoyed the read!

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  2. I liked this! Something about it made me think of the Oscar Wilde quote: “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”

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