i) They say that I don’t smile. Almost every person I know looks at my empty face and asks why I’m looking at them like I want to kill them. I took a look at my face in the mirror the other day, nay – I stared deeply into my eyes and saw that indeed,Continue reading “My life in Roman numerals”
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How to act like an introvert in a public setting
Look around the room with wide eyes, never allowing any other emotion but interest and curiosity to take over your face. Appear as though you’ve always got something to smile about, but only to a certain extent. If you’re smiling with a smirk, you are content as an introvert. If you grin like a madman,Continue reading “How to act like an introvert in a public setting”
Just curious…
When the first egg was eaten: “Dude, what are you doing? That just came from a chicken’s butt.*” “But…it’s so ovalish and smooth.” “Well…at least heat it up first.” “…Fine, I guess.” What were they thinking?? That is all for today. *Technically, the correct term for where an egg comes from is cloaca. Thanks to a friendContinue reading “Just curious…”
Cat Zhang 